About Me

base on a true story . hahahahaha .

POP THE CORN POPCORN !

POPCORN !

eeeeeeeee . whats so nice about it ? hahahahahahaha .

no offence sushi .

if you dont know who sushi is , she's the corndog lady .

nyahahahahahahaha !

nolah her name's shahirah .

and i call her sushi because her nick , shasya ,

sounds like sushi (which tastes better than popcorn) ^^v

so i met sushi yesterday night .

oh ya btw sushi , lagu semalam sodap sia . macam lagu keling punye sembah .

gagagagagagagagagagagaga .

i carried you then you carried me .

macam tak strong je sushi ? macam mane nak amek fitness training nanti ?

hahahahahahahaha . joking lah .

you're not fat . you just think you are , dont worry about your flabbies lah .

hahahahahaha .

i know what getting jipped means already .

now then i know k . yesterday i didnt have a clue so dont scold me for this okay man .

hahahaha .

i think you're otw to your workplace now , jalan baik2 . ;D

tmr im going to kl . soooooooooo ...................................

goodbye sushi , goodbye dice , goodbye parrotman , goodbye .

 

 

okay mcnuggets ,

AMIR HAS SIGNED OUT .

hahahahahaha .

bye .............

 

 

gambling .

WE ARE NOT THE SAME , I AM A MARTIAN .
SO APPROACH ME WITH UTMOST CAUTION . ^^v

wow . im gambling .

with my life . hahahahaha .

but i think its worth it . serious .

hahahahaha . was extremely excited yesterday .

because i met  pirate . hahahahahaha .

this drink got me feeling like im on another planet .

and i wont come down , it feels so good .

i dont wanna come down cause it feels so good .

jagger bombs , lemon drops . buttery nipples . jello shots . kamikaze . three wise men , ciroc . patron !

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS !

hahahahahahahaha .

dimwits of life .

hahahahahahahahahahhaahha !

idiot ! look at yourself !

you got no friends , no life , and worst of all , NO CLUE !

lemme tell you something faggot .

you try and hurt her again i'll korban you like those sheeps on last saturday !

and guess what ?

your money wont save you , no matter how filthy rich you claim yourself to be .

i just think you're a filthy pest in everyones' lives .

you know who you are . and you know who i am .

you want a piece of me ?

COME GET ME .

FUCK YOU . FUCK YOU . FUCK YOU FAGGOT .

 

not happy ?
COME GET ME .

 

unsatisfied ?
COME GET ME .

 

angry ?
COME GET ME .

 

wanna get down in a brawl ?
COME GET ME .

i'll fuck you up so bad you wont remember who your tamil father is !

 

yeah i said TAMIL .

BLACK language .

 

talking to drunk people .

do you know how it feels to talk to a drunk person ?

wanna try ?

BETTER DONT I TELL YOU !

hahahahahahahahaha .

trust me i know why .

its like ... hmmm ....

talking to a mute , blind , dead person . OH OH and retard .

hahahahahahahahaha .

when you talk about A , they said K . when you talk about K they say HUH ? and when you talk about B , they shout BOOZE !

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH .

all they do is either talk about more booze , keep quite , puke , shout shout shout , or lay still like a lizard sticking on the wall .  .

thats why . but its fun to disturb them .

nyahahahaha .

but sad thing is , once they got drunk , secrets start to spill .

hehehehehehehe . so GUYS ! if you want your ladies to tell you everything ,

GET THEM DRUNK !

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH !

nolah im just joking .

GUYS YOU BETTER TAKE CARE OF YOUR LADIES OKAY !

okay cut the crap .

 

hello miss TAN !

nyahahahaha .

see ! i have updated my blog .

and kakak ,

i have updated my blog .

I HAVE UPDATED THIS BLOG ! HURRAY !

oi amir kau dah mabuk jugak pe ? terpekik terlolong .

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA !

 

i'll see you guys later .

or maybe next month ?

hahahahahahahahaa .

OKAY BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ~

this is for you atul . :D WHAT THE PONG !

this is for you suratul muhamadi !

aku update ni untuk kau . hahahahahahaha .

gila gua ! biol gua ! ting tong gua ! mabuk pun gua !

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

just now was at bird park for an interview ,

i really think i got the job .

but fuck man . i really dont wanna work alone .

nbcb .......... -________-

boss SEEMS nice .

had fun yesterday .

and sorry is aku tak teman kau . aku dah lambat liao .

if you dont know , is got three tits .

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

 

 

 

okay amigos .

adios pechachos !